18.08.2004

Dear Diary,

Excited is not the word! With tickets in hand the sense of anticipation is overwhelming!

Not long to go now, gonna try on my Superman suit tonight, bet I'll look well smart, though Markus has been particularly unkind by referring to me as Clart Kent.

I've been busy getting some threads for the hols, got a sun visor (to be worn at an angle obviously), seen some lovely pink leather open-toed sandals that would go marvellously with my white linen pedal pushers, and my powder blue vest.

Mark's been explaining how he physically cannot dive, that he has to hold his nose because of his poor gag reflex - that's a department that I never struggle at, stick what you like in my gob, gag I shall not ; )

Ok, off to give my toes a pedicure now.

Bye

x

10.08.2004

Dear Diary,

I cannot wait for September the 4th to come! I've not been this excited since Burtons Newport had its recent refit!

Me and Andy had a brainwave on the weekend, we decided it

A man of real style

would be brilliant to get some superhero costumes and go out one night wearing them! Mark agreed and we've gone ahead and ordered them!

I had to decide who I was going to be, and after much deliberation it was a toss-

up between Batman and Superman. I opted for Superman for many reasons, but mainly due to the fact that the lack of headgear would leave the mullet undisturbed - a necessity I'm sure you'll agree.

Ok, well bye for now. Mum has stopped me drinking fizzy drinks cos I was getting too excited so I'm gonna get a glass of milk and go and watch VH1. They've got a 'Gay Icons of the Nineties' special on and I need some inspiration for holiday outfits.

Seeya!

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