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How To Hide An Airplane Factory

2007-09-20T14:20:00.000+01:00

Genius, pure genius.

How To Hide An Airplane Factory

Name that face, again

2007-09-17T08:51:00.000+01:00

Another footballer picture quiz, this time, name the player who's childhood photo is shown.

Name that face

Who are ya!?

2007-09-13T14:15:00.000+01:00

Nifty little quiz here, and the post title says it all.

Who are ya?

Runner Slams Face Into Hurdle

2007-08-29T11:03:00.000+01:00

Bloody hell, you're meant to jump the hurdle you clart, not eat it. Men's steeplechase at the current World Athletics Championships in Osaka. Ouch (funny tho)

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World Clock

2007-08-24T14:32:00.000+01:00

Aweseome webpage which documents births, deaths, infection, etc, as it happends kinda-thing.

World Clock

Ukulele Orchestra of Great Briatin perform Smells Like Teen Spirit

2007-08-24T11:37:00.001+01:00

Yep, as per the post below, as surreal as it surrounds again.

Radiohead's Paranoid Android performed by an American Marching Band

2007-08-24T11:33:00.000+01:00

As surreal as the title suggests really, quite impressive in a weird way.

Fonejacker

2007-08-23T11:25:00.001+01:00

Quite a simple premise, some prank phonecalls to a load of unsuspecting victims. I have just been pissing myself with laughter watching these clips..

Monies transfer

Buy a Doovdé player

Rent out a flat

Terry Tibbs - Talk to me

The battle of Kruger

2007-08-23T10:57:00.000+01:00

You may have already seen this clip, nonetheless it's pretty spectacular.

Lion vs Buffalo vs Crocodile. Who wins??

Send this to your friends!

2007-08-23T10:43:00.000+01:00

Seriously, send this to your mates. It is awesome, and they will love you for it, no hoenstly! (opens in a new window)

Click Me!

A maths lesson

2007-08-23T10:36:00.000+01:00

Jesus, no wonder I was shit at math in school. I mean, how many times does 5 go into 25? 5 times, or is it 14??

Dwarf superglues todger to hoover

2007-08-21T11:31:00.000+01:00

Honestly, I think the title of this post says it all. Just read on and try not to laugh too much. Surreal...

The most disturbing children's book, ever

2007-08-17T18:50:00.000+01:00

Kudos for this book in attempting to tackle a very serious issue. A kid who is sexually abused and thinks he is gay. However it just ends up being extremely disturbing....hey, at least there's a happy ending tho innit.
A rather disturbing children's book

Yet another ad gaffe

2007-08-17T15:30:00.000+01:00

Following on from my post the other day about dodgy adverts, well checkout this cockup by the Motorcycle News website when reporting on the recent shooting of a motorcyclist on the M40..whoops.

Messi scroes a wondergoal, yet again

2007-08-16T08:10:00.000+01:00

Lionel Messi scores another wondergoal, this time in a pre-season friendly versus Bayern Munich.

15 Unfortunately Placed Ads

2007-08-14T15:22:00.000+01:00

The title says it all really.

15 Unfortunately Placed Ads

Sausage crust Pizza

2007-08-14T15:14:00.000+01:00

Breaky, even you would like this Pizza surely?

Sausage crust Pizza

Philippine prisoners do"Thriller"

2007-08-14T15:10:00.000+01:00

Erm, as weird as it sounds really. 1500 Philippine prisioners stage their own rendition of the Thriller video. It's actually spookily quite good..altho the 'attack' at the end obviously looks a bit too realistic innit.

Worst Analogies Ever Written in a High School Essay

2007-08-14T11:47:00.000+01:00

Some of the worst analogies ever written surely...

He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
-- Joseph Romm, Washington

She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again.
-- Rich Murphy, Fairfax Station

The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.
-- Russell Beland, Springfield

McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty Bag filled with vegetable soup.
-- Paul Sabourin, Silver Spring

From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and "Jeopardy" comes on at 7 p.m. instead of 7:30.
-- Roy Ashley, Washington

Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
-- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge

Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.
-- Russell Beland, Springfield

Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who means to access T:flw.quid55328.com\aaakk/ch@ung but gets T:\flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung by mistake
-- Ken Krattenmaker, Landover Hills

Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
-- Unknown

He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.
-- Jack Bross, Chevy Chase

The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.
-- Gary F. Hevel, Silver Spring

Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like"Second Tall Man."
-- Russell Beland, Springfield

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
-- Jennifer Hart, Arlington

The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.
-- Wayne Goode, Madison, Ala.

They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.
-- Paul Kocak, Syracuse, N.Y.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
-- Russell Beland, Springfield

The thunder was ominous-sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.
-- Barbara Fetherolf, Alexandria

His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.
-- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge

The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon.

How to break up a kitten fight

2007-08-14T11:39:00.000+01:00

Two kittens, fighting, along comes another, and breaks up the fight the only way it could think presumably. Hillarious.

Worst Domino Rally ever

2007-08-10T17:41:00.000+01:00

The long build up loads the level of expectation beyond belief, however, this has got to be the worst Domino rally ever.

Put yourself in a magazine

2007-08-10T17:31:00.000+01:00

Really cool site showcasing a selection of photographs where using nifty angles, people are made to look as though they're part of a magazine. Look it's hard to explain, just click and view innit.

Strike the pose

Hitler's Sheffield Utd Suffer Their Downfall

2007-08-07T15:03:00.000+01:00

You may have seen this before, you may not have, either way, you should click play. Now.

It's the funniest clip on Youtube currently. Pure genuis.

Kiefer Sutherland tackles Christmas Tree

2007-08-06T13:16:00.000+01:00

Kiefer Sutherland, aka Jack Bauer is a legend. And he's gone even higher in my estimation after this clip. A pissed up Kiefer Sutherland takes our a Xmas Tree damnit!

The Nike Parklife advert

2007-08-04T18:59:00.000+01:00

Possibly the best footy related advert ever. Class.